Standard Size Patches
Don't Worry Baby Patch Pack
$11.00 USD
Our fave grim reaper design is like the turtle doves in Home Alone 2... one for you and one for the person you hold dearest. These embroidered patches are 4.5 inches wide with iron-on backing. Available only as a pack.
Wouldn't It Be Nice Patch
$7.00 USD
Inspired by the classic song, this dreamy patch was drawn by tattooer Sam Frost in Toronto. This embroidered patch is 4.75” tall x 3.75” wide and comes with iron-on backing, perfect for any jacket.
Black Panther Chenille Patch
$7.50 USD
Our Black Panther patch is 4.5" wide and embroidered with a beautiful chenille finish. Features iron-on backing, perfect for any jacket. Drawn by Wes Pratt.
Greasy Rocker Patch
$6.00 USD
If you're greasy as hell, this lil' rocker patch is for you. Fits perfectly above a jean jacket pocket, sleeve or on a backpack. 4.75" wide standard-sized embroidered patch with iron-on backing.
Death Shake Patch
$7.00 USD
Find yourself knockin' on death's door a little too regularly? Best buds with the grim reaper? Made a deal with the devil? This one's for you! 5.75" wide embroidered patch with iron-on backing, perfect for any jacket or bag. Part...
Whiskey Bent and Hellbound Patch
$7.00 USD
This standard-sized patch is inspired by the country music legend Hank Williams Jr. and illustrated by tattooer Wes Pratt of The Duchess in Toronto. 4.5" tall, high quality embroidered back patch with iron-on backing. Perfect for any jacket, vest or...
When Pigs Fly Patch
$6.00 USD
It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good! This flying pig patch is a loving ode to one of the best TV shows, and also the most wonderful, magical animal. With apologies to our vegan and vegetarian customers....
Dead & Bloated Patch
$3.00 USD $6.00 USD
For those who are smelling like a rose that somebody gave you cause you're dead and bloated. 4" wide embroidered patch with iron-on backing. It comes in two colorways: yellow and black.
Sweet & Sour Patch Pack
$7.00 USD $11.00 USD
Mood swing much? This traditional tattoo-inspired patch pack can represent both ends of your emotional spectrum. Or... maybe you are the "sweet" one, and you can give the "sour" patch to a friend! Two high quality embroidered patches come in...
Mr. Sprinkles Donut Chenille Patch
$2.00 USD $6.00 USD
This Mr. Sprinkles donut patch features fuzzy chenille icing! Yummy. Illustrated by Saint Levi. This standard-sized embroidered patch measures 4" tall and has an iron-on backing. Perfect for every jacket and backpack.
Swallows Patch Pack
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Two sailor tattoo-style swallows, perfectly symmetrical and featuring glittery metallic gold highlights. They are 4.5" inches wide each, and come with iron-on backing. Put a pair on your jacket, or give one to a friend. These swallows were drawn by Ontario...