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Don't Honk at Me Bumper Sticker
Don't Honk at Me Bumper Sticker
Don't Honk at Me Bumper Sticker
Don't Honk at Me Bumper Sticker
Don't Honk at Me Bumper Sticker

Don't Honk at Me Bumper Sticker

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Don't honk at me, I have the late-stage capitalism scaries.

Capitalism got you feeling emotionally fragile? Feeling alienated from your labor? Do you daydream about seizing the means while stuck in traffic on your daily commute? Then this bumper sticker is for you.

Black and white sticker measures 11" x 2.75". Extremely high quality screen printed weatherproof vinyl sticker that resists fading and scratching.

Also available as part of our Build Your Own Sticker Pack!

Designed in Toronto, Canada. Made in United States.

Sizing

All measurements are listed in inches.

Hats

All our brim hats have snapback or adjustable straps to fit a range of heads.

Those with medium to large size heads will find the ideal fit. New Era hat sizes from size 7 to 7 5/8 will have an optimal fit for the corduroys and structured snapbacks. The size limit for our snapbacks is approximately 7 3/4.

The following measurements are averages (when the strap is set to the middle) and will have about 0.5 inches of give either way. The are listed below in roughly largest to smallest:

  • Our corduroy hats like the Ramblin' Corduroy have inside circumference of roughly 23-23.5 inches, a depth of 4.5 inches. The front is unstructured but has a mesh insert for breathability, and will form nicely against your head.
  • Structured meshback and foam trucker caps like the Tiger Trucker Hat or Ramblin' Foam Trucker Hat have an inside circumference of 23 inches and a depth of 4.5 inches.
  • Our structured caps like the Tiger Cap have an inside circumference of 22.5 inches and a depth of 4.5 inches.
  • Unstructured caps like the Yoga Flame and nylon hats have an inside circumference of roughly 22.5 inches and a shallower dome, with a depth of 4 inches. The unstructured front also forms nicely against the head — good for those with smaller heads!
  • Dad hats like the Wolf Dad Hat have a long adjustable strap that can go from 20 to 24 inches, and feature a shallow dome with a depth of 4 inches. Also a good choice for those with smaller heads.

All corduroy, cotton poplin and dad hats are made with 100% cotton fabric, exclusive of trim.

T-shirts

Shirts printed on American Apparel 1301 blanks. Measurements on garments laid flat.

Size Width  Length Sleeve center cap
S 18 26.5 7.75
M 20 28.5 8.25
L 22 30.5 9
XL 24 31.5 9.5
2XL 26 32.5 9.5
3XL 28 33.5 10

 

Hoodies

Hoodies printed on Independent 4000 blanks. Measurements on garments laid flat.

Size Width  Length Sleeve length (from center back)
XS 20.5 27.5 33.5
S 21 28.5 34.5
M 23 29.5 35.5
L 24.5 30.5 36 .5
XL 26.5 31.5 37 .5
2XL 27.5 32.5 38 .5
3XL 28.5 33.5 39 .5

 

Coach's jackets

Measurements on garments laid flat.

Size Width  Length Sleeve length (from center back)
S 22.5 27 35
M 24 28 35.75
L 25.5 29 36.5
XL 27 30 37.25
2XL 28.5 31 38
3XL 30 32 38.75

 

Sweat shorts

Measurements are as worn on the body.

Size Waist  Inseam
XS 25.5 7
S 27 7
M 29 7
L 31.5 7
XL 34 7
2XL 36 7

 

Mesh shorts

Printed on Champion 9-inch mesh shorts. Measurements are as worn on the body.

Size Waist  Inseam
S 28-30 9
M 32-34 9
L 36-38 9
XL 40-42 9
2XL 44-46 9

 

Sweat pants

Printed on Just Like Hero 5120 Sweatpants. Measurements are on garments laid flat.

Size Waist  Inseam
S 14.25 28.5
M 15.25 29
L 16.25 29.75
XL 17.25 30.25
2XL 18 31

 

Socks

  • Our socks are a blend of 70% cotton, 20% spandex, 10% elastic.
  • They roughly fit US men's sizes 6 to 11.
  • FYI: they will shrink in the wash, in case you're on the small or large end of the spectrum.

Dog collars and leashes

 

Our heavy duty collars are available in 1.5 in (4 cm) and 2 in (5 cm) widths and four sizes from S to XL.

Leashes are 58 inches long and 1 inch wide.

Collar size chart:

Circumference 1.5 in (4 cm) wide 2 in (5 cm) wide
S (15-20 in, 40-50 cm) ✔️
 ✔️
M (17-22 in, 43-58 cm)
 ✔️
 ✔️
L (19-25 in, 50-65 cm)
 ✔️
 ✔️
XL (25-31 in, 65-80 cm)
 ✕ ✔️

 

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