Yoga Flame 32 oz Nalgene Water Bottle

Hydrate, meditate, and then destroy!

Our signature "I Will Meditate and Then Destroy You" slogan is now available on a Nalgene bottle to help you start an argument at your next silent meditation retreat, or weird out folks at the yoga studio or gym while you downward dog or crush a three-plate squat.

Available in two colors of genuine Nalgene brand water bottle: Eggplant wide mouth bottle with an Azure/Cyan/Lemon cap, or Cerulean Blue narrow mouth bottle with a Seaside/Tahitian Palm/Pumpkin cap.

  • 32 oz (1 L) Nalgene Brand water bottle
  • Wide mouth in Eggplant — Nalgene calls it eggplant but we think of it like a raspberry.
  • Narrow mouth in Cerulean Blue
  • Leak-proof
  • BPA-free
  • Made in the USA
  • 3.5" diameter
  • 9.25" height

Also available in the Yoga Flame collection: caps, beanies, trucker hats, T-shirts, hoodies, crewnecks and bumper stickers.