Hydrate, meditate, and then destroy!
Our signature "I Will Meditate and Then Destroy You" slogan is now available on a Nalgene bottle to help you start an argument at your next silent meditation retreat, or weird out folks at the yoga studio or gym while you downward dog or crush a three-plate squat.
Available in two colors of genuine Nalgene brand water bottle: Eggplant wide mouth bottle with an Azure/Cyan/Lemon cap, or Cerulean Blue narrow mouth bottle with a Seaside/Tahitian Palm/Pumpkin cap.
- 32 oz (1 L) Nalgene Brand water bottle
- Wide mouth in Eggplant — Nalgene calls it eggplant but we think of it like a raspberry.
- Narrow mouth in Cerulean Blue
- Made in the USA
- 3.5" diameter
- 9.25" height
Also available in the Yoga Flame collection: caps, beanies, trucker hats, T-shirts, hoodies, crewnecks and bumper stickers.